than saying "Christ be with you today." I'm finding that it gets the point across so directly, yet its shocking as leather spats. Don't believe me?
Look at these:
HOLLYWOOD - JUNE 01: Actor Malin Akerman attends the premiere of HBO's "Entourage" at the Cinerama Dome on June 1, 2006 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Stephen Shugerman/Getty Images)
Then go try it. You'll believe me.
"Shocking as leather spats" has officially entered my lexicon forever and I don't even know ifI should thank Malin Akerman or Contact my Congressman to have the manufacture of pleather (and/or) spats illegal within 160 feet of my person.
In the interest of Full Disclosure, another addition was made to Ye Olde Lexicon yesterday evening. "Smells like burning tube socks" is now synonymous for "cheap." I'll see if I can't get the "Christmas Tube Socks" story (by Sufjan Stevens) up here. That phrase will make sense, plus the essay is just very well done.
Also, I know its shocking as leather spats, but I might start blogging more with my move to Chicagoland. Seems like the Change (or the solitude) might inspire me to write again. The temptation, of course, is to flee Xanga like all the other grownups, but I don't know if anyone would read if I move to Blogger or typepad. I know I didn't make it over to Creeps Like Me after Kyle left the "Capitol X." It was only today I learned that he's stopped blogging entirely. Hmmm...
Christ be with you and yours today,
Daniel | 
